Thursday, November 19, 2009

New Parody

I wrote a new song parody. I used to write them all the time between 2002 and 2005. But it slowed down. The last one I wrote was for Poetry Writing II which was a parody to Bruce Springsteen's "Jungleland" called "Funco Land".
This is a parody to Kid Rock's "All Summer Long"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RiEyV3DVv1o
I was upset that it samples Warren Zevon's "Werewolves Of London" but has nothing to do with werewolves...however, it over glorifies one of the worst songs ever written which is "Sweet Home Alabama." I put a link to the youtube video that plays the song with the original lyrics. You can use it to read along to my lyrics. This new song is about this guy who goes to Alabama hunting a werewolf. But he meets this really kinky girl from the UK who just so happens to be a werewolf. But he's so annamored with her (if that's the word) that he doesn't realize that she's the beast he's been hunting...until it was too late.

Chasing A British Werewolf (All Summer Long)
By: David Rushing
Parody to “All Summer Long” by: Kid Rock

It was 2009, I was visiting the Southern States
When I met this really kinky British girl
We met in the city of Loxley and she was very foxy
In Alabama she took me for a whirl!
CENS-Sord! Censored!
Censored! Censored! Censored!

That summer was a blast
And went by way too fast
If only I knew then why we were both there
I was personally on a hunt
Didn’t know she’d be all I’d want
Whenever the moonlight grew out her hair

[Chorus:]
But I was hunting a Wolf Man
Didn’t think it was a Wo-Man
As we got very kinky to a Zevon song
I’d only see her in the daylight, packed silver bullets before midnight
Chasing a British werewolf all summer long
Chasing a British werewolf all summer long

Yes I was on a mission
But distracted by her kissin’
Never got the hint when she started licking me
I had to try to remember
To stop the beast before September
I didn’t know but somehow, she was the key

While I was hunting some Wolf Man
And never knew it be a Wo-Man
As we would get very kinky to a Zevon song
I’d see her only in the daylight, Silver bullets packing before midnight
Chasing a British werewolf all summer long
Chasing a British werewolf all summer long

Now nothing sucks as much as when my blood began to rush
When my silver bullets brought her life to an end
She just had to be the one I was chasing since I begun.
I’ll never hear “Werewolves Of London” the same way again

[Chorus]

But I was hunting a Wolf Man
Didn’t think it was a Wo-Man
As we got very kinky to a Zevon song
I’d only see her in the daylight, packed silver bullets before midnight
Chasing a British werewolf all summer long
Chasing a British werewolf all summer long
Chasing a British werewolf all summer long
Chasing a British werewolf all summer long
Chasing a British werewolf all summer long

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