Survey 005

I currently can't see my facebook on my computer at all...neither internet explorer or Firefox. I can see parts of facebook. But I can't do anything on facebook. And I can't do anything FROM facebook on my phone because it doesn't know how to do links. So in the mean time, here is a survey.

Will you talk to the person you like on the phone tonight?
No.



Ever had a near death experience?
Who hasn't..? Okay, really, I don't know.



Where’s your cell phone?
By my bed charging.



What is the last thing you thought about?
I wondered if the MST3K guys did a RiffTrax to the movie Lost In Space. Guess they didn't.



Do you regret anything?
Yeah. Why not?



What are you going to do this weekend?
Well, it's the second show of Serial Cereal...The Maddox Wrestling Syndicate. I'll also be in the R I Spectacular long form.



When was the last time you talked to one of your best friends?
Monday



Do you prefer revenge or just pure jealousy/envy?
Revenge. I like to eat cold things, like ice cream. And since Revenge is a dish that is best served cold, it's very cold in space. I think I just threw a few Star Trek references together. What was the question?



Who would you like your next “fling” to be with?
My next "fling"? I'm not even sure what that is. But in the mean time, I'll just say a hot girl and hope that fits into the description of what a "fling" is.



Would you curse in front of your parents?
What? Like the Imperious Curse? And give away my secret? Are you kidding?



What kind of camera do you have?
One that takes pictures that usually suck when I take the pictures.



Would you rather go to a party or out of town?
Dude! Why can't I go to the party that's out of town?



Are you slowly drifting away from someone close?
Feels that way sometime.



When was the last time you held someone’s hand?
Does improv scene count? I don't remember but if improv counts, it was sooner than otherwise.



Who can you tell everything to?
I can't...I got to be very careful because otherwise, I just weird people out.



Can you play guitar hero?
That depends. Can switching to Geico really save you 15% or more on car insurance?



Is any part of your body sore?
Yes.



Are you missing someone right now?
Yes.



Is there someone on your mind that shouldn’t be?
Of course.



When was the last time you saw the person you last kissed?
Person I last kissed? I saw them in my fantasies if that counts. If not, it was late last year.



Do you like your phone?
No. I desperately need a new one.



Last thing alcohol beverage?
Are you saying that my phone is an alcoholic beverage? Or did you just ask me an incomplete sentence?



Have you ever slept in a bed with the opposite sex?
No.



Have any of your best friends ever back stabbed you?
Maybe.



If you had to move in with a friend, which one would you pick?
I don't know. I don't trust moving in with friends because that's usually what tears friends apart.



What’s the seventh text message in your inbox say?
I don't know. But I think it is improv related.



When is your next road trip?
18 of March, I'm going to Ottowa, KS in the morning to do an improv show, if that counts.



What did you do the weekend?
What did I do the weekend? What did I do *with* the weekend? I destroied it and it is lost to the past. Why do you ask? But I did a few shows this last weekend if that's what you're asking.



Met anyone new in the past week?
No.



What does your bestfriends call you?
David...there used to be a whole OOA Man thing but I don't do that anymore.



Who was the last person to go to the movies with you?
My mom and I saw The Green Hornet.



Are you currently fighting with someone?
I don't think so.



Last time you had butterflies in your stomach?
When I performed in Next Big Improv Show taking someone's place in the elimination round 3 months ago. Other than that, I don't eat bugs.



Who/What would you like to see right now?
There's some people on my mind I'd like to see.



Are you mad at someone right now?
No. If I were, it wouldn't help anything.



What’s the nicest text in your inbox say?
It's one I saved from about 6.5 months ago.



Do you mainly use your house phone or your cell phone?
Cell phone.



Is there an empty place in your heart?
Why yes, I do have a void that needs to be filled. What's up with that?



Do you count down the days till anything?
I've been known to do that.



Are you looking forward to something as of right now?
Yes...for starters, R I Spectacular rehearsal in about 14 hours.



Have you ever been called a tease?
Isn't that something flirtacious girls get called?



What are your chances of getting with your crush?
About 1 in a million...1 in a billion...1 in a googooplex...



What is the farthest you’ve traveled with a friend?
Chicago with my improv friends.



Are any of your friends so close that you consider them family?
Used to. I try to avoid making friends like family...so the closest I get is saying that they are in the family of certain parts of my life.



Anyone told you a secret this week?
No. And no offence, if they had, I wouldn't pass it along.



Do you ever turn your cell phone off?
Yes...and sometime it even shuts itself off on me...look back at answer to whether or not I like my phone.



Do you hate anyone?
No.



Last time you wore the opposite sex’s clothing?
Why does this survey think I'm a transvestite?



What do you want in your life right now?
To travel, to have a girl friend, to have a freakin' normal sleeping schedule...oh and a legitamte job.



When was the last time you laughed so hard you thought you were going to cry?
Watching Biblioclast last week as they destroyed American Psycho. I'd say what the opening line was, but I try to keep this blog family friendly.



Did you tell someone something today?
Yeah...what, you think I lost my voice or something?



Do you trust people easily?
Probably too easily. I'm an improv actor so you thing I'd know better.




What were you doing at 9pm Friday night?
Last Friday? That's when I saw Biblioclast destroy American Psycho.