Thanksgiving

I swear, I'll make this the best Thanksgiving we've had since you married me...
back in May!

-Local man rehearsing in the bathroom mirror.

Okay, no, I made it up. It's a joke. Deal with it.

Jackson Brown sings "Don't Let Us Get Sick"

I was listenig to 4 different versions of this song on repeat for about 2 hours. What? Do I NEED to cry or something? Oh look! Version number 5!